Warning: "continue" targeting switch is equivalent to "break". Did you mean to use "continue 2"? in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/popup-by-supsystic/modules/supsystic_promo/mod.php on line 541

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-content/plugins/nextgen-gallery/products/photocrati_nextgen/modules/fs/package.module.fs.php on line 263

Warning: Parameter 2 to M_DataMapper::set_custom_wp_query_where() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-hook.php on line 286

Warning: Parameter 2 to M_DataMapper::set_custom_wp_query_groupby() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-hook.php on line 286

Warning: Parameter 2 to M_DataMapper::set_custom_wp_query_fields() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-hook.php on line 286

Warning: Parameter 2 to M_DataMapper::set_custom_wp_query() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/vagaohu1/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-hook.php on line 286
Anyósviccek | Vagabund Kiadó
Anyósviccek

Anyósviccek

Humor

PRAKTIKUS
– Miért van még két foga az anyósnak?
– ???
– Egyikkel kinyitja a sörömet, a másik meg hadd fájjon neki!

ELMÉS KÉRDÉS
– Hallom, meghalt az anyósod. Hány éves volt?
– Hetvennyolc.
– Az elméje még ép volt?
– Az csak holnap fog kiderülni, ha felbontjuk a végrendeletét.

A CSALÁD DÍSZEI
– Az anyósomat úgy szeretem, mint a csillárt.
Egyszerre lógjon is, meg égjen is.

BÓK
Férj az anyósának:
– Anyósom, maga olyan szép, hogy elmehetne egy kínai festőhöz modellnek.
– De kedves tőled! De miért éppen kínai festőhöz?
– Mert azok szoktak mindig sárkányokat festeni.

TÚLZÁS
Összevesztem anyósommal, pedig csak igyekeztem kedves lenni.
Megkérdezte, hogy ha meghalna, akkor gyújtanék-e gyertyát a sírján halottak napján?
Mondtam neki, hogy még tűzijátékot is!

TISZTA HELYZET
Hatalmas viharban csenget az anyós. A veje nyit ajtót:
– Anyuka, mit keres itt ilyen rossz időben? Miért nem megy szépen haza?

 

 

 

Share Button